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Grunka-Lunka-Dunka-Dingredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!

It sounds like Bannon's on his way out already, thankfully.

He compared being a conservative in Hollywood to 1930's Germany?

I've always wanted Hannity to run into a woodchipper.

Followed by the much funnier online strip "Killing Garfield Minus Garfield."

Nah. He'll be too busy getting ready for his forthcoming successful presidential bid.

BREAKING NEWS: Bill O'Reilly just got fired.

Just ask Sgt. Nicholas Angel.

Wouldn't that be an asset? That's the only reason I can think of for why anyone would watch The Ridiculous Six.

Depending on your definition of what qualifies as singing, sure. But he gets maced before he can dance with anyone.

"Bill O'Reilly still has a job, if only because it would be rude to fire someone during Easter."

The Spice Awakens

Clownfish psychology would probably have made him throw in the towel.

"You're either a benefit or a hazard. If you're a benefit it's not my problem."

No they will not, and if they hear you complain about it, they will shove coarse, rough sand disturbingly far up your ass, and they will make sure it gets everywhere.

"Thank God Trump's here and not Megalomaniobama! Anyone's better than Loserbama! I'll trust Trump anyday over Scamobama! Take that, Betabama!"

"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!"

No, that's the suggestion box.

Escape from the Planet 9 of the Outer Space Apes