Nah, I'm imagining the multitude of unsavory prior instances in which Trump has previously used the phrase "Want a slice of Trump?"

Depressing reminder: War Room made almost 10x more at the box office than Silence.

The Day the Clown Died

Also, it's fun to read this review in Herzog's voice.

"Not just silly, but kind of noxious."

Really? An autopilot joke for this film about a horrible air disaster?

At the same time, though, I'd really prefer if this didn't happen right as we were finally about to make some real advances toward clean energy and, y'know, preventing the planet from becoming an inhospitable wasteland. (Among other things.) It's easier to tear down a system before it gets implemented than afterwards.

No worries there. DeVos is already beginning the process of installing official Trump U curriculum in schools nationwide. Courses will include The Art of the Deal, The Art of Uncrippling America, The Art of Using Small Loans ($1 million+), The Art of Shoving Your Name in Everyone's Fucking Face, The Art of Getting Rid…

…There actually is a Jingle All The Way 2. It stars Larry the Cable Guy.

Coincidentally, this headline will later become Harrison Ford's last words.

I watched the first season of Ninja The Mission Force, which I had somehow not ever gotten around to despite being a Brad Jones fan for around 4 years now. It's a delight. The self-dubbing nonsense, the rewriting of public domain film plots, Brad's constant crazy eyes, the titles ("Space Ninja in Space"), the…

Doesn't seem anything like the comics, but this is the best-looking DCEU movie yet!

And you personally bought all of these items to make sure the deals weren't April Fools jokes, right Shep? Can't trust any of them otherwise.

Frankly.

These jokes are so bad I want to take a Bullet to the Head.

And yet I still found Renner's character more interesting than Jason Bourne himself (at least in the Greengrass installments).

—Tom Cruise

René Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

*immediately hires insanely overqualified cast, begins splicing in footage from Batman: Arkham Asylum*

Well… I did honestly like Safety Not Guaranteed, and like that movie, Trevorrow didn't write this film, just directed. So I'm willing to give this the benefit of the doubt because frankly, I am genuinely intrigued.