Producer: "Hey, that Ouija origin movie was way better than the shitty first film, right? Let's make this Annabelle sequel an origin movie!"
Screenwriter: "Wait, wasn't the first film already an origin mov-"
Producer: "LALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA"

No, just the regular kind.

HOMECOMING OF THE COVENANT OF THE LAST KNIGHT OF THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS OF THE APES VOL. 2

It's clearly made Luc Besson very happy, at the very least.

I wasn't really being that serious with that comment; wasn't trying to make fun of the show or anything. It looks good and I'll try to watch it at some point (though I'm not good at binge-watching).

I haven't watched the series, but is the headline implying that the Hitchcock original was some kind of wacky comedy?

J2 Jeffspotting

Duuuh, stay outta copyright infringement!

Surprised they didn't bring that up in the article. That was the first thing I thought when I read the headline.

You ever dance in Virginia in the pale moonlight?

Washington: Skin melted by superheated coffee

Which is why we need MCU Spider-Man standing by to judge whether those are, in fact, the real Avengers.

PROFESSOR HYDE WHITE!

"And you say you can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm a woman's man, no time to talk?"

"I'm Paul Ryan, I'm Paul Ryan,
I'm the reason nothing works!"

The Belko Experiment: This was a goddamn blast. I still haven't caught up on James Gunn's pre-Guardians stuff (Slither and Super) but I definitely feel like I need to now. Really liked the tonal blend. As soon as the first heads blow, the tension ramps up and doesn't stop. You never know who's gonna make it through…

Train to Busan came super close to being the perfect "fast zombie" movie for me. The only thing that hurt it for me was the guy who becomes the human antagonist. This film didn't need a concrete human antagonist (the paranoia over infectees serves that purpose well enough) and it annoyed me towards the end that the…

Probably this: http://tinyurl.com/khtevp7

Incumbent Congressmen who want access to their opponents' porn browsing histories.

Melissa McCarthy