Belle gains agency over her situation when she chooses to return the Beast to his castle after he collapses from exhaustion fighting the wolves. She could have fled and left Beast to die, or she could have dropped him off at the castle for the servants to deal with before escaping. The film shows her considering these…

"Oh but I am… COUSIN SISSY!"

The last time I ate Domino's pizza was circa February 2017.

*Will Smith cackles maniacally, shrouds himself in a cloak and slinks away into the night.*

And John Butt-mega!

Well, I assumed at least one of them was Armond White.

Wearing a flag-styled hijab: Disgusting and shameful
Wearing a flag-styled thong: HELL YEAH MURICA

Y'know, between the reality warping, the mirror dimension, the shocking reveal of a previously unknown larger scope of reality, and the "I know Kung Fu" nature of the training, I'd argue Doctor Strange is the best reboot of The Matrix we could really hope for.

You gave it your best shot, but any joke involving "blue/redpill" these days isn't gonna work anymore. Blame the fascists.

Well, two years ago, and that was after it got delayed over half a year for "visual effects work" (a.k.a. didn't want to release it right next to Guardians of the Galaxy). And from the sound of it, WB made it fairly clear to them that that was the last straw.

HAW! IT'S FUNNY CUZ DA MULLENIALLS AR SO DUM HAHAHA

FUCK OFFFFFFFF MADDOWWWWW

If Maddow screws this up, then it won't matter if someone else is able to find something major with these. It'll be too late. If something huge doesn't happen with these tonight, then the tax returns will be a non-issue. Forever.

Would that mean they turn back into racist idiots anytime the press starts taking pictures of them?

And having your name stamped on a big franchise is valuable - it gives you a fallback if one of your original/outside-the-box efforts fails so you aren't instantly excommunicated by the studios. See Andrew Stanton, Brad Bird, Ron Howard, etc. (even if it didn't quite work in Howard's case since Inferno was a domestic…

Fokmidan Yelcraig

His followers only sent her hundreds of death and rape threats because WikiLeaks sent out some bizarre tweets after the two of them met. How bad could he really be?

The grandfather's stingy b/c he lost a ton of money investing in the Prometheus expedition and trying to grow wheat on other planets.

Of course Google needed to stop Captcha, they need to inform the public of all their golden and totally legit opportunities to pay totally real people tons of money to sit at home and tell people online about said opportunities in mangled grammar!

Honestly, the length only bothered me in the sense that I was upset I had spent that long watching a not-great film. Except a few times on the ship, I was never especially bored. Also, it seems like these extended bits must have been cut at a fairly late stage from the theatrical version, because I can't imagine the…