It was a very King Kong weekend for me as I watched all three American remake/reboot versions. I also watched Skull Island director Jordan Vogt-Roberts' first film The Kings Of Summer.

That George Soros guy must be up to one of his old tricks!

Almighty Femputer? Is that you?

You can still see the avatars? Even on these pages, I have to hold my mouse over the image to see more than just "male restroom icon with a shadow."

Great Job, Internet!
"This greyhound puppy reminds Mr. Burns of Rory Calhoun!"

Because it's a perfect representation of the new AV Club comments section?

Same. Especially when the headline read "honors John Goodman" as if it were post-mortem. Could not have handled that.

Don't worry. By the time Avatar 2 is released, Arnold will be long dead with the words "You ruined Apprentice! Sad! - DJT" branded on his corpse. His murder will be unsolved.

James Cameron was the evil twin all along!

I was completely baffled at why they decided to include an Ebert parody but then not kill him off. So was Ebert, as he noted "I fully expected to be squished like a bug by Godzilla."

Meanwhile, Steve Bannon sets to work on his The Undefeated sequel, titled The Unimpeachable.

Game Change 3: Sigh… I Give Up, Hail Putin

One question: why did they take the Hogwarts Express to go to some random circus?

Except Jupiter Ascending is never boring. At all. Even in dialogue bits, there's pretty much always something eye-catching and visually interesting happening, in a positive way. It's batshit crazy, but in a way that lets you sink into the madness, not sit there trying to pick apart the creative process behind the…

"The GOP's current goal… is like… Russian… irritants."

It honestly didn't do too bad critically either. 71% RT, 59% Metacritic. It's the post-theatrical where the narrative finally started to turn.

It honestly amazes me how each of the Jurassic Park sequels have been terrible for completely different reasons.

In Crichton's original The Lost World novel, he goes to Isla Sorna with two thugs to steal eggs. The thugs die horribly, and he gets dropped into a nest of baby T-rexes, kinda like what happens to Hammond's nephew in the movie version (except less stupid).

Menace alternates between being incredibly boring and being hypnotically terrible. And the hypnotically terrible parts tend to be engaging enough that you're too stunned to be pissed off.

Dammit, I checked up and down to see if someone else made this comment, and still managed to miss someone.