To The Phantom Menace.
Mr. Snrub
snrubthinks
"Allo! Jurassic World open for business!
I've always said geometry would be the death of this country…
"I haven't got any metaphors, all I've got is this albatross*!"
Well, shit. There goes the planet.
Maybe he really did install that Vigo painting in the Oval Office after all!
Who's this Donad guy? And why haven't we heard anything from him? If Donald loves him that much, he could put a stop to all this nonsense easily!
In fact, forget the government!
And just how quickly is the cast of Straight Outta Compton taken out?
Bad Kong Rising
Next year's Best Picture award will be a tight tussle between Batman Murders Gay Black Man and Batman Murders Struggling Actress. Fellow contenders Batman Murders NASA Technicians and Batman Murders Lost Indian Child will be shut out.
"Finest Girl" was pretty great as well, but I definitely agree that that would be un-airable. Even "Legalize It" has four "fuck(ing)s" to censor. But censorship or not, either of those would have been a sight to behold at the Oscars - and probably would have quadrupled the film's abysmal revenue.
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping: This was a lot of fun. Very much fits the description "modern-day Spinal Tap from The Lonely Island." The laughs came in bulk, and for every miss there were far more hits. Pretty much every song in the movie scored with me; I honestly feel upset knowing that "Legalize It" (the end…
I think he's definitely interested in the "exclusive" part.
But Gaston dies…
Just buy it! (Buy it!)
Buy it! (Buy it!)
You don't want to be outbidden!
Show us your wallet, all that big cash
It doesn't matter, your behavior's not rash
Just buy it, buy it buy it buy it!
Buy it buy it buy it buy it!
Buy it buy it buy it buy it!
He got the personality down to a T, but his accent never quite got there for me.
This is truly unpresidented.
Probably because when he complained, they shouted the same thing at him.