I saw it coming. When I started reading his interviews about Dallas Buyers Club where he kept referring to his character as a "beautiful creature" and talking as if he were Brando 2.0, I predicted right there and then he would be a pariah by the end of the decade.

Kocha Kola Klassic

Personally, I'm imaging that's the same spokesperson as before, after going through HRT and facial feminization surgery. Which would mean her Koch is intact.

Happy Halloween! Mikey's Big Party at the Myers House

Yes, and they're also making another gritty Robin Hood, because the Ridley Scott one wasn't enough.

Because a scientist somewhere knew that if he invented it, the testing process would give him a legitimate excuse to fuck in the name of science.

Tagline: You can lose a pound with every pound!

In a highly controversial twist, the 2012 series is set to conclude in a crossover with Cannibal Holocaust.

While Batman and Superman were fucking, Lex Luthor took forty pictures. He took 40 pictures. That's as many as four tens. And that's really damn creepy.

I'd rather have pineapple on it with the greasy pepperoni and sausage.

Ambitious Procrastinator: (soft, whispery voice) "Oops. I don't think I have enough to pay you, Mr. Big Sexy Delivery Boy. I guess I'm gonna have to think of some… (licks lips) OTHER way to give you what I owe you…"

There's been some times where I read something like that and I have to check the other comments on their Disqus profile to be absolutely sure it's a joke. If they're sincere crazies, though, the other commenters have usually already swarmed them by the time I come across them.

We will never forget the carnage of the year when they were accidentally filled with Dippin' Dots.

He was also in The Good Dinosaur, but you've already forgotten that movie.

That is to say, he spent his would-be college days creeping on the girls in community productions of Annie.

Still beats Waffle House.

And of course, Kane is a space trucker, not a scientist, and presumably hasn't done that kind of instinct supression training, and probably has never prepared for the possibility of an alien encounter. (I imagine his training for rescue missions did not incorporate this kind of event, since knowledge of alien life…

Beware! Children at Play

They should know by now to never sell music equipment to anyone associating themselves with Nickelback.

Tron's Not Dead