I actually thought Clooney was the best part, especially when we first meet him. Then again, I think a lot of actors are at their best when they're being complete jerkasses to children.

I was never confused about Rabbit, but for YEARS I thought Christopher Robin was a tomboy, based on the very feminine voice acting in Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Well, most people probably don't listen to his lyrics anyway.

The Not-His-Finest Hours

That seemed to be the entirety of the audience I saw The Witch and Nocturnal Animals with. (Different comments, obviously, but same attitude.)

Note that I wasn't actually endorsing/agreeing with the opinions of the people whose statements I put in quotes.

"obnoxious man-child," "terrible haircut," "Donald"…

Well, we did, but it was boring, so we did this instead.

I actually did see Moonlight in theaters, before it got nominated. It's a really good film. I'm more just snarking about seeing this with the kind of crowd that would only think about watching this movie after it won Best Picture.

So you mean I can choose between watching Moonlight in the comfort of my own home with no interruptions, or in a theater full of self-aggrandizing jackasses snarking "overrated," "Oscar bait," and "it only won cuz diversity?"

"It's from Avatar! Remember that movie?"
"Ugh, you actually liked that? Shyamalan completely ruined the cartoon!"
"No, no, the other thing! James Cameron! The blue people!"
"What, the 3D thing? Wait, did I see that? I can't remember. What was it about again?"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

What is this? A cell phone for ants?

This place looks straight up toxic. I feel like that would end the same way as the filming of The Conqueror did.

We need to find some way to convince Trump's base that he wants them to swim in that pool as a test of loyalty.

I thought everyone just came here to masturbate to each other's icons!

November 8 - October 7 = 32 days maximum.

Armond White is the Clarence Thomas of film criticism.

Full reviews on the "How was your pop culture weekend" post, but to sum up:

Batmanchester by the Sea

"Smithers, have Thomas Jane killed."
"But sir-"