Somewhere, Nate Parker is hurling whiskey bottles at his TV right now.

Damon: Hey Ben? So why didn't Live by Night get any nominations?

Note that the depressing part is us then being subjected to said slide.

Depressing thought: If Trump dies, will he get an "In Memoriam" slide?

Ummmm…. Killer Croc looked decent?

I see what's happening here!

Trolls was robbed!

So her brainless little Snowflake Awards ceremony was too boring to keep her from watching the Oscars she so despises?

According to tomorrow's "the Oscars are a victory for Nazis" thinkpieces, yes.

Thrusters on full.

I get back to find that Hacksaw Ridge is the first movie of the night to win twice.

Because nothing says "visual effects achievement" like Baloo and his soul-eating eyes. BRRRRRRRRRRR…

From the comments, I'm assuming Kimmel walked out in full-on Mickey Rooney yellowface.

Given the way people reacted on here, I'm guessing Kimmel just reenacted his favorite scene from A Serbian Film onstage. Just guessing b/c can't see a thing.

I have no idea what is going on right now b/c I have no way to watch this right now, so I'm assuming Kimmel unzipped his pants and is parading his dick out onstage.

Anyone have a decent livestream? ABC livestream isn't available out here for some bullshit reason.

Razzies for Donald Trump: 1
Razzies for Suicide Squad: 0

R.I.P. Bill Paxton

Definitely agreed on Silence getting snubbed. Andrew Garfield somehow managed to steal his own nomination!

I totally agree; Hidden Figures was probably my 2nd least favorite of the bunch (above Hacksaw Ridge). Some great individual scenes and performances, but too ham-fisted overall despite the best efforts of the cast. But it's a big crowd-pleaser (in contrast to Moonlight, which, if it wins, will lead to some backlash…