Lion: The first third is killer. The last third is also very strong. The middle is a bit meandering, but it largely keeps your focus. The ending is a true tearjerker. I've heard a lot of shit getting thrown at Dev Patel over his surging chances at winning Supporting Actor over Mahershala Ali; while I agree in the…
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At this point, it would probably do La La Land a favor to not give it the trophy. Give the public what it wants (a Hidden Figures victory), let the awards chaos subside, and then La La Land comes into its own, separated from the taint of a "stolen" Oscar and the inevitable "is this somehow a victory for fascists?"…
Meanwhile, his father sneaks into Wal-Marts to discreetly drop copies of Collateral Beauty in the bargain bucket.
And despite Clinton being treated as one of the easiest political targets ever during the campaign, Hillary's America failed to even match D'Souza's midterm movie America: Imagine the World Without Her. Meaning that even with the election boost, his audience is still plummeting. I imagine within his next two films…
The one where Woodrow Wilson lusts after a holographic Klansman, I'm guessing.
Magighazi!
Fitting, since "The Magic Castle" sounds like a euphemism for a body-dumping site.
Sgt. Angel: Constable, official vocab guidelines state we no longer refer to this movie as Autobahn, it's now Collide.
Constable Butterman: Right…
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Constable Butterman: Why can't we say Autobahn again?
Sgt. Angel: (focused expression) Because Autobahn implies there's no one to blame.
Well, yeah, they're too distracted telling Roxanne what she does or doesn't have to do tonight.
Doesn't being a typist usually require basic knowledge of the English language?
I believe we stand on the hoods and jump until they cave in.
At this point, we can't trust these jackasses (referring to Trump and his troglodytes, obviously) not to hypocritically enjoy the fuck out of that.
They can ban Junior and Jingle All the Way all they want, but there'll be hell to pay if they try banning Commando!
Putin: I'm number one!
Trump: You're number one.
Putin: You're number two!
Trump: I'm number two.
Putin: You may think that you are smarter, but I'm smarterer than you! I'm number one, you're number two! You're lucky to be number two and not number three!
…………………..why?
I would gleefully watch this dog get shoved into a raging river.
"Well if we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
It will probably sell better than my ill-fated Bacon Torah scrolls.
Well, shit. I was wondering why I've been floating and see-through for the past week.