Now now, she didn't say anything about the Ku Klux Klan, only the KLU Klux Klan, whatever that is. They may be a perfectly nice group of charitable people.

My Life as a Jar of Granny's Peach Tea

Are we sure this isn't a zombie film? Because looking at that picture - never mind the damn poster - I'm pretty sure that kid feeds exclusively on human flesh.

Extra timely given that it opens with a man unrepentantly admitting to committing statutory and being locked away because of it.

Despite "cock" being right there in the name.

Though I think that Malcolm X fellow, if he keeps doing what he's doing, is gonna get himself in some serious trouble.

You think that's crazy, wait till you see how they make him look just like Matthew Broderick for The Lion King remake!

Good God, the talking effect in Babe did not hold up. Brrrrrr…

I noticed that. It probably doesn't help that Marooned hasn't been enhanced and restored over the years like 2001 has, but yeah, it wasn't quite up to par with its predecessor for the award.

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey

Maybe he'll fall into a cement mixer and become part of the wall.

That whole scene remains the perfect balance of mixing CGI and practical technology. The darkness helps mask the imperfections in the CG model, and the choices made of when to use the robot rex vs. the CG version is outstanding to the point where you never feel the difference.

Tonight on Fan Blasphemy, Don't Mind Me Now reveals that Sean Connery is his least favorite Bond!

Pipeline Fever for me. The reveal of Archer's three greatest fears is utterly hysterical, not to mention Archer's love affair with the boat.

Deadpool wasn't released in China, courtesy of the country's censors.

Dunno about that. China was stuffed to the gills with WoW fans when Warcraft came out last year, but I doubt they're absurdly familiar with Arthurian legend. The best-case scenario here is probably a performance on par with The BFG (i.e. solid in the UK, crummy everywhere else).

Eh, don't worry. Dead Men Tell No Tales will tank long before that can happen. I smell another Alice Through the Looking Glass box office debacle all over that one.

Watched both John Wick movies. It was great.

WI NØT TREI A HØLIDAY IN SWEDEN THIS YËR?

The line between science fiction and science fact is microscopically thin. You have witnessed the line being shaved even thinner. But is the menace with us, or is the Bowling Green Massacre gone?