Sir! Sir! I'm afraid I must inform you that Chatterbox is not an educational film!

And I get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again!

We're stuck in the Kazaam with Shaquille O'Neal universe! We gotta get back to the Shazaam with Sinbad universe or we're all gonna die here!

Bannon: Do you feel in charge?

Scar: "So I still control the hyenas, then? You'll speak to-"
*Scar's tongue is yanked by the Force*
Vader: "Be careful about lion your way to the throne, Scar."

Doubtful. Serkis will probably still be smarting over Favreau's The Jungle Book remake turning his own Jungle Book(: Origins?) movie into a guaranteed megaflop (as opposed to just an ordinary failure).

Yeah, but it also results in a lot of shit getting hurled at him for stuff that he wasn't really at fault for. Every positive review I saw of 10 Cloverfield Lane talked up Dan Trachtenberg (rightly so) and how he's clearly going places; every negative review blamed J. J. Abrams for everything they didn't like and…

TURN ME ON DEAD MAN

Jimmy Fallon would have done a better job grilling Milo. JIMMY. FALLON.

I think it had something to do with wanting us to deconstruct the "Hollywood" version of climate change. And letting the students have some fun. Despite the fact that The Day After Tomorrow is fucking stupid whether you judge its "science" or not, and I knew that even then.

Just wait until the audiobook version…

He's now the Assistant to the Chief Strategist. Meaning he has to give Bannon blowjobs and make anti-Semitic sexy talk at him.

JarJar Destination

I refuse to believe Trump could ever use a pseudonym. He loves his own name too much.

Oh certainly. It's a great movie and outstanding in its execution. And it captivated me so well that when the ending came, it hit me like a goddamn shovel to the face.

I'm guessing a lot of people saw the ending coming, but I got so sucked into the romance of The Purple Rose of Cairo that I missed basically every warning sign of where it was going, too busy being obsessed with wanting to see Mia Farrow and Jeff Daniels be happy together and Farrow escaping her bastard of a husband.…

Shockwave incinerates millions* instantaneously at the box office!

Fortunately, in this version Matt Damon shows up to save them all.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Starring John Goodman
"Presidents come in many forms"

We watched The Day After Tomorrow in 7th grade. I cannot for the life of me remember why.