"He was very disappointed in your work, and in particular why you would change the name A Cure For Wellness to The Audience Gets Leprosy."

Next thing I know you'll be telling me The Blair Witch Project wasn't a real snuff film that a studio was legally allowed to show in theaters and profit off of!

Think of all the walls they could have built with that money!

Isn't he basically coated in a permanent layer of grease to begin with?

Gay, giddy, boyish, bouncy, bubbling, boisterous, and an all-around barrel of fun!

Joan Whack

Oh for fuck's sake, Keanu only came out last year!

I'll stick up for Big Eyes. Watching Christoph Waltz slowly morph from a charismatic friendly face into a raving, abusive madman was completely unnerving, and both he and Adams should have gotten more recognition for their performances.

So you're saying it's not looking good for Hacksaw Ridge?

*Loyalty to Russia is an acceptable substitute.

From what I've heard, The Raid itself spawned from a leaked version of the Dredd script.

I really gotta watch the Australian version of Magic Mike.

As long as Atwell's still open to do a pointless, manufactured-fan-favorite cameo in every Marvel movie with a scene set in the past from here on out.

Eh. To me it was one of those roles where even playing it "right," as D'Onofrio did, still results in a de facto bad performance; which, to be fair, is not saying that D'Onofrio did a shitty job, because he didn't.

Not necessarily. D'Onofrio chewed the scenery in Jurassic World but he was still fucking terrible in it. Really jarring seeing that right after Daredevil (where D'Onofrio is the best part).

The Founder 2: The Last S.T.R.A.W.

I can't wait for the sequence where Joker gorily beats the shit out of Harley Quinn in slow motion for 20 minutes.

Wait, Dinesh D'Souza's going to be in this?

A Torah scroll in pristine condition.

So how soon until Steve Bannon gets his job too?