I think that should tide me over, thanks!

"I thought Django Unchained was really race-baiting and terrible, but I thought that Calvin Candie guy had some really good ideas about science." - Most Breitbarters, probably

Currently, Rogue One has earned $1,042,554,381. But without the boycott, it might have earned $1,042,554,388.50!

I'm really disappointed that there is no comic book image of Captain America punching a Grand Wizard we could use here.

I'm betting you probably don't think of evolution the same way David Duke does (i.e. everything culminates with white people).

Reminds me of the best line from "Nazi Punks Fuck Off":

Return of Kings is my least favorite Tolkien fan site anyway.

"We really should also stop to consider why the Empire's message resonated in the flyover planets, I feel-"
*White Leader is shot down by friendly fire*

You mean because boo-urns?

Yarp?

Yes, because Bannon is against fascist atrocities that aren't being committed by him.

In retrospect, I have no idea how Steve Bannon managed to not be involved with An American Carol.

Somewhere in Lucasfilm is a casting agent who gets a sick sense of pleasure in seeing YouTube commenters whining about British brunettes getting lead roles.

"Shit, Scarlett, what was my line again?"

It still amazes me how the Mission: Impossible film franchise had such a massive quality jump from the first three (solid, bad, solid) to GP & RN (FUCK YES, FUCK YES).

Point Wick… wait, there was never a Point Break sequel? Not even direct-to-DVD?

Carlos Danger, Secret Mayor?

Wait… *looks it up* Holy shit.

He's got connections. I imagine he could pull some strings to get inside the women's prison.

And this Seltzerberg movie will likely make sure to point it out OVER and OVER again for a ten minute long sequence in which some jackass in a knockoff Maz Kanata suit pulls out a giant list and rattles off all the similarities. Because HILARIOUS!!!