My Cyborg Apprentice Pounds Me So Hard I Need a Mechanial Butt for more Pounding

Scary Movie 8: Just a Picture of Charlie Sheen for 2 Hours Straight

I also have heard that everything they wrote was rejected from the final cut. I would like to say that I also heard that they were savagely beaten for their work, but sadly, I did not hear such a thing.

Way too clever for Seltzerberg. It'll probably just be Kylo Fart.

No one asked you, Rob Schneider.

Hahaha, what a funny story scrappybilly!

The Downey films at least didn't make Watson into a bumbling oaf.

I seem to recall hearing that that was a tongue-in-cheek way for Wal-Mart to promote DVDs that contained special offers for Fifty Shades Darker.

Someone call Matt Damon!

I once ran into this (https://s-media-cache-ak0.p… ) Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes DVD collection that was actively aping the style of the Robert Downey Jr. movies. Cause, you know, Nigel Bruce Watson is just as action-packed as Jude Law Watson.

When I inevitably get drafted to die in a pointless war later this year, this will make a great-tasting alternative to a cyanide capsule.

This will be a Brad Tries episode for the ages.

I bet those other realms won't force you to "choose" shitty charter schools for your kids.

I love that flashback in the B&R Rifftrax.

"But Victor, didn't we agree? No more thoughtless killing!"
"Quite right, my dear, so I thought this one out very carefully."

Russians. How do they work?

The question is, since the A.V. Club published an article that only Putin would care about… does that mean Putin is secretly among us here?

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That is the worst comment anyone has ever written in the entire history of the Internet.

Thank God it isn't /Redpill.