That's because they've run out of the straightforward Sparks stories and are resorting to the bizarro installments, plus their star power has degraded from the likes of Gosling and Tatum down to Benjamin Walker and Luke Bracey. (A Dog's Purpose doesn't really have much star power either, but makes up for it with…

I saw the trailer for this many times in theaters and I could tell from all the reactions around me that this film had the Nick Sparks crowd hook, line and sinker, plus all the people who just like cute pets on screen. I seriously would have been shocked if this film had done any worse than it ultimately did.

I watched the first movie for the first time this morning, and I didn't find anything funny about that scene. It was transfixing. The moment when you're waiting for the blood to appear from under the boat is perfectly nauseating.

The studio assumed people would be more interested in seeing a movie they believed had animal cruelty taking place on set?

Julian Assange had no comments as he had been killed by Pamela's poisoned veggie sandwich.

The Ghost-Olds are gonna lose it over this one.

Trump was the candidate America deserved, but not the one it needs right now.

Get yousa assa to Mars, okee-day?

The Ex Machina fan in me really wants to see Poe Dameron and General Hux debate the origins of this phrase in The Last Jedi.

Fallon: Hey, genius guy! What should I do when Trump comes over?
Excitable Misunderstood Genius: Fuck if I know, man, why don't you muss his hair up or something?
Fallon: Say, that's a good idea! I'll just do that instead of that "hard-hitting questions" thing people were saying I should do.
EMG: Fuuuuuuuck….

Giraffe
Searching Woodserton
Orange Juice
Positive Feelings Seeking
Even Shittier Psycho Remake

DAMN YOU WABUUUUUUUUUU

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Government Registry
Stevey Bannon: The Demon Strategist of Pennsylvania Avenue
Into the Alternative-Fields

Big Brother! Big Brother!
Big Brother! Big Brother!
Big Brother Big Brother! Ohhh Big Brother!

It will be shortly followed by a Brazil musical, which will be confusingly staged in two completely different ways, along with a much darker West End version.

Might as well jump.

That sounds doubleplusgood!

Krow's Komedy Klassic

So it's not a Jabba the Hutt sex community, then?

With the gap speculation, I was thinking in terms of proportions. (Adjusting the totals to match the higher gap without changing relative percentages.)