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Trump probably thinks that Uncle Ben was a real rice farmer. And that his nephew is Spider-Man.

Colonel Sanders is Trump's favorite African-American.

I was really impressed with how Domhnall Gleeson snuck into basically every movie that was out last winter.

Chicago, just watch Secretary instead!

I wonder just how many people in Pennsylvania (a blue state since 1992, the same length of time Oregon has been blue) had that thought…

God, fuck them. Not just the voters, but the candidates too. I'll at least give Evan McMullin credit for trying to break Trump's voting base, but it was too little, too late. I could have lived through President McMullin, grudgingly. But Johnson and Stein aren't even remotely desirable candidates. Johnson's an…

They're just mad with power…

But how will this movie possibly top the glorious performance of "Old Man" from the Goodtimes Entertainment version?

Replace Ryan Gosling with "my brain" and Emma Stone with "this movie's audience," then yes, it does!

Beauty and the Krampus

Speaking as a former Boy Scout, I can't think of any reason an FTM scout would want to risk joining Boy Scouts. They would face brutal harassment even in the most progressive troop. Even in Seattle, my troop was majority hard-line conservative and would not have been friendly to an FTM scout.

It's two hours of the kids being gorily beaten to a pulp, mixed in with some schmaltzy Christian messages.

Racist Grandpa's Home

Affleck would make a great All-Star Batman/Crazy Steve.

Hey, no need to insult clits like that.

I'd trust a horse more than James Comey.

Donald Tramp
Donald Rump
Donald Hump
Pornald Trump

He did really identify with Ratcliffe from Pocahontas.

Bannon couldn't risk the possibility of Trump learning something from watching Zootopia.