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I really enjoyed basically every animated movie I saw in theaters last year (I skipped Secret Life of Pets, Trolls and Sing). The two you mentioned are both great, Moana is excellent, Finding Dory has an iffy first act but a terrific second/third act (Hank is one of my favorite Pixar characters to date), and even Stork

1) A Monster Calls, Moana (again)
2) La La Land, though Jackie is very good and Manchester is great.

Robot Devil: Wow! That was pretty brutal, even by my standards!

So by that logic, what does Mac and Me represent?

I'm struggling to think of a scenario where quoting Wiseau wouldn't increase the level of shame.

Hindsight nothing, that was what I thought the very first time I saw that trailer.

The second I heard it I thought "autotune." Very thankful right now that she dropped La La Land to do this, because if this is what Disney's having to resort to, Chazelle dodged a bullet.

And then, in his death throes, falls off the stage and onto a table, flipping it over, so that all the silverware stabs him in his face, hands and genitals, before the table itself crushes his head.

"It was nothing like that, [penis] breath!"

No one else is excited for Kingsman: The Golden Circle?

I don't think Villeneuve is actually directing Soldado.

"I need a horse!"

More like BLAH BLAH BLAND, amirite?

Except Batman v Superman had shitty trailers, and Suicide Squad had decent trailers that you could tell were hiding a shoddy product (never focusing on any one scene for more than a second, obvious stringing of unrelated lines). Wonder Woman has legit trailers that don't pull any of that shit.

I don't know if it was bashing Moulin Rouge so much as just clarifying what it was. I watched that essay a couple days ago, and I remember both it and her Phantom of the Opera 2004 essay used Moulin Rouge as a "how to do this thing right" comparison on numerous occasions.

And it's got a groove! Hell, it even has a meaning!

Sigh… yeah, I can't resist.

@realDonaldTrump: @POTUS couldn't even get @MormonTabChoir for his dumb party! Sad!

“And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal.”
“Is that so? . . . Oh Flanders, won’t you join me in my kitchen? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh . . . ”
“Uh, it doesn’t work if you invite him.”
“Hi-dily hey!"
“Go home.”
“Too-dily do!”

"NOW PLAIN ZERO."