Is ultra-flat acting Lanthimos' schtick, or was it just something he did in The Lobster? Because I don't think I can handle a whole series worth of that.

Will this be less snooze-worthy then Pretty Thing That Lives in the House, at least?

Tom Sawyer, you tricked me! This is less fun than previously indicated!

A free frogurt?

PATRIOT Act Games

Morten Tyldum sounds like the name of a guy who lives in the sewers, feeding on rats and growing more and more angry at his rejection by humanity, muttering "they'll see. Soon they'll ALL see!"

"Welcome to the Hotel Indiana…"

Makes sense. Thanks!

Okay, I know zilch about Ms. Marvel, but is ballooning her fists to giant size part of her superpowers, or is that just a weird art thing?

How about no?

That name is way too good for a tool like him. And I'm not saying it's a good name.

Um, yes? I mean, who are their viewers supposed to get off on now?

THANK YOU. I felt like I was shouting at a cloud about the Voting Rights Act gutting. I re-watched the Daily Show clip from three years back where the North Carolina governor flat-out admits on camera that the new policies are specifically aimed at suppressing black & Democrat turnout, and fucking no one was paying…

I wrote a script about a man who swindles the American public with false promises and gets himself elected president!

A Very Slenderman Christmas

Man-Boy Destroys World beginning January 20th.

Starring Albert Fish!

Were you at least pretty fly, by that standard?

"Jamie Lloyd slipped away in a corn thresher mishap this past Thursday."

My prize appears to be that the word "here" is now highlighted. I want a refund.