I was much more forgiving of Batman v Superman than Warcraft. Batman v Superman at least was transfixing and bizarre in a way that kept me watching even as I knew it was terrible. Warcraft bored me to tears and within thirty minutes I just desperately wanted to get up and leave.

I've seen a little bit of Plympton's prior work, including Cheatin', which I thought was interesting even if it's not necessarily my favorite kind of storytelling style. I'm slowly regaining my curiosity about his other work, but at this point I'm not sure I want to fund him if Hitler's Folly is the kind of output…

I FUCKING WISH. No no. The twist is that the main character is actually a somnambulist. His (pregnant) wife finds him wandering around, and asks him what is going on, and he stabs her to death, believing her to be the burglar. And then he wakes up and realizes what happens. There is jack shit in this film to indicate…

Yeah, well, um… You're the joke!

Authentic in the sense that yes, that really is the product of Trump's jerk-off they just poured all over your food.

"HBO isn't coming for teen" implies a very different kind of potential court case.

"Snatched gets fucked in the ass!"

There's also this infamous one:

Superman Returns is an utter mess of a film with some really stupid moments. The world did not need Superman to be a Superstalker. At the same time, though, it has Kevin Spacey doing Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor, which is awesome, and Superman saving the plane is probably my second favorite Superman-being-Superman…

Both are better than Jaws: The Revenge.

Yes, Netflix, thank you, we really need to add more fuel to the Bee Movie meme fire.

It's real. There's quite a few religious flicks left off this list that all appear to be massively worse than Miracles from Heaven, including Voiceless, which is about the heroic journey of a man who wants to blow up an abortion clinic, and Vanished: Left Behind - Next Generation, a Twilight-style reboot of Left Behind…

It was a British Air flight. They have a big selection you can choose from. And the screens can only really be seen from where you're sitting, so no one will look over and freak out at seeing random big explosions.

Bateman v Superman:

Additionally, The Break-In (a Vimeo movie that somehow made it onto Amazon Prime) gets the award for Most God-Awful "Twist" of the year, while Netflix's XOXO wins for Most Obnoxious Characters. Bling, which was released for free on Google Play, wins for Worst Animated/Children's Film.

As for London Has Fallen, I mainly just remember being fairly bored in that movie. Not really ever angry or especially upset. It probably helped that I watched it on a plane and wasn't paying attention all that well. In terms of theatrically released films, Warcraft was far worse. I have never wanted to walk out of a…

There is absolutely no way in hell Hitler's Folly is only #12. It is one the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life and far and by far the worst of the year. (Though I admit I haven't seen Hillary's America.) Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny had better production value. This entire film was just someone copying…

If I had to guess, that's probably the rating for the footage that's being showcased in front of IMAX Rogue One screenings.

*Crusty old executive expels Josh Gad from Hollywood

It's time to put the God back in Godzilla!