In compliance with the Bannon-Spencer Cultural Reparations Act, the Nazis are to be depicted as the heroes.

Except that McConaughey was wrong about Hathaway's judgment, since Matt Damon was lying to them and betrayed them, so that moral you just made up makes no sense.

A whole trilogy of evil animated Rasputin singing with a bunch of bugs?

As opposed to this year, where, based on the Manchester and Silence disqualifications, the Academy seems to be telling female composers to fuck off.

Well obviously. Anya Taylor-Joy plays the same character, mystically not aging for hundreds of years thanks to the power she draws from Black Phillip.

It would be a very different world today if only Trump had made his campaign announcement at the Apollo Theater…

And now that your comment created the vomit-inducing image of a Nazi drinking his own splooge to regain his "masculine energy" in my head, I have decided it is only fair to force said image into yours and that of everyone else who reads this comment thread. Enjoy.

This summer… Chris Evans will have nowhere to Hyde… from the love.

Yes, because if there's anything our society needs right now, it's two competing films about Dr. Fucking Jekyll.

BEIGE ALERT! BEIGE ALERT!!!!!!

Sigh… thanks Golden Globes. Not only did you severely snub The Nice Guys and The Edge of Seventeen, but now you've ensured that all awards-related news from here on out will be plagued with armchair snobs mouthing off about how much they hate Deadpool. Yay…..

Alec Baldwin won for SNL? Expect the Critics' Choice Awards organizers to be getting some Twitter-inspired death threats tomorrow… sigh.

Speaking as someone who really enjoyed Deadpool, there is no universe where it should be winning Best Comedy over both The Edge of Seventeen AND The Nice Guys.

I'm sure Disney's torn up over the injustice of it all.

I don't know, but I can guarantee it's a load of horseshit that she beat Hailee Steinfeld.

Speaking of Jackie, Star Trek Beyond was robbed for Best Makeup. I fucking despise how makeup awards always go to historical movies where it's just a matter of imitating someone's real look, not actual elaborate makeup designs.

Oooh, they're incorporating a lot of obnoxious and dull mythology into this video game movie? Well gosh golly gee, I bet it will be just as great as that Warcraft movie!

Whoever had the idea for that game was a basket case.

ADDENDUM: War for the Planet of the Apes (first trailer) is now #8. Everything #8 or lower shifts down one spot.

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