*white male lead. There's obviously one other white lead.

Clearly, since he apparently drew it by hand, given how terribly the coasts are drawn.

I don't know, they taste pretty good with cocktail sauce.

We don't need no stinkin' redditors! (Wait, wrong movie.)

There was some jackass who was yelling about how he and his family weren't going to be seeing Moana because of the Hamilton-Pence controversy. I flat-out told him "Thank you. I'm glad to know I won't have to worry about having to deal with an obnoxious alt-right family jeering the movie from behind me. In fact, would…

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

1. The LEGO Batman Movie (Comic-Con trailer)
2. La La Land (first full trailer)
3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (teaser)
4. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (final U.S. trailer)
5. The Nice Guys (whichever trailer was playing in March in front of 10 Cloverfield Lane)
6. Logan (teaser)
7. 10 Cloverfield Lane (teaser)
8. The…

I think the Deadpool trailers all came out in 2015.

In a ploy to maximize their player base, the developers also plan to introduce the "Burn the Cross (If You Want To)" variant.

I presumed that was the entire point of making this movie.

Wait a minute…

What about here? http://media.boingboing.net…

Billy the Intern's plot to trick the organization into choosing a name that could easily be misread as "International Federation of the Pornographic Industry" was a huge success.

Getting heatstroke while eating a cake is a serious problem that demands acknowledgment!

My favorite thing about this is that his map is inaccurate. Delaware was a blue state.

And hopefully a kidney full of them as well.

Fuck you, December movies that haven't been screened yet!

Well, if you're 24601, it might be because he told you not to forget his name, or him.

The line between monster fiction and monster fact is microscopically
thin. You have witnessed the line being shaved even thinner. But is the
menace with us, or is the mummy truly gone?

Risky Beeswax