Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

You get back here you pissin', Trump-lovin' sidewinders! Ain't no way you taking your vote back now! Hell, I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I'm gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswogglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter!

Rifftrax Live: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny: I'll say this - the Jack and the Beanstalk version is far, far preferable to the torturous Thumbelina version, which I consider the worst film I've ever seen. This is largely due to the fact that the Jack in the Beanstalk insert is significantly shorter than the Thumbelina…

I figured it was Nyota. Or Sheev.

Yes, as a man who uses a Kylo Ren icon on his Disqus profile, I obviously have no respect for any other element in The Force Awakens but Kylo Ren, I fetishize my grandfather's legacy, I would kill as a means of solving my internal issues, and I support fascism.

"YouTuber and movie critic Kyle Kallgren…" and I stopped reading.

If Trump isn't impeached and forced out of office within 12 months, he's gonna make it the full eight years.

Keeping it relatively short and simple, but suffice to say, I had a winning week film-wise.

Run. - The A.V. Club

That Magnificent Miss Sloane and her Monster Trucks

Trump: "Man, I'd sure like to drain her swamp, know what I mean folks?"

And why the hell shouldn't all the Oscars go to Keanu? GIVE THAT CAT ALL THE AWARDS DAMMIT

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck is Cinderella Once Upon a Time… In The West? A Sergio Leone Cinderella western? A bizarro Once Upon a Time spinoff show? Why is there an ellipsis??? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING AJKHDKHFAJKL:JFDADFAFJ

They same thing we do every Saturday, Alien Jesus…

The Hateful Eight - "Let's slow it down. Let's slow it way down."

"Do you want The Purge for real? Because this is how you get The Purge for real."

Maybe my wording was confusing; I was trying to compliment Mirren, not so much the others. (Fine women, I'm sure, but not much in the looks department, at least anymore.)

"Holy premiums, Batman! We just bought a front row seat in a tough crowd!"

"Popeyes' Cajun turkey is tastier than whatever you're roasting this Thanksgiving"

"[A] gray, sodden, flaccid mass with zero crispness to the skin, like a dirty deflated basketball." - The A.V. Supper Club