Yep, it was totally a carbon copy of all those other MCU movies about ex-thieves being approached by technical geniuses to work with shrinking tech in a heist plot.

I'm getting the sense Peyton Reed is going to try to cram in the word "little" somewhere every time he talks about Ant-Man.

Great Job, Pamela!

They always start with such good ideas, but by the end everything's just rotted all away.

[Sheriff escapes townsfolk's wrath by threatening to eat his own brain]

"Daisy Ridley narrates…"

With the acknowledgement that I know literally nothing about the source material, why are people acting like the Wrinkle in Time casting decisions are massive entertainment news? I swear there's been a "ZOMGF X Xington got cast in A Wrinkle In Time!!!!" every goddamn week since it's been announced.

American law enforcement blows most people's minds… one way or another.

I saw it coming. The irony is, I'm betting this same exact movie would have gotten mixed reviews six years ago and been called a Smurfs knock-off, but now that critics have seen what the ACTUAL Smurfs movies look like, they can put something as presumably harmless and sweet as Trolls in perspective.

Blue! No, yell-AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Billy Bob Thornton.

I hope they cast Samuel L. Jackson, because Samuel L. Jackson.

Isn't that the reason why most people go through the trouble of making movies?

Uh oh, you're a person on the internet. I should probably heed to your authority in this matter.

Isn't Back to the Future Part III already a sequel that's a prequel?

How did he have time for that with all the vampires he was busy slaying?

-Dudes with deep-rooted concerns about the size and throbbiness of their penises

I haven't got choco bat-wings, all I've got is this albatross. ALBATROSS!!!

Not much, since the acid blood melts your taste buds and brain pretty much instantly.

Thank you for causing an image of a porn parody of The Fly to become seared into my brain. I'm going to chug a thing of bleach now.