The Frankenbros will be all over this one, believe me.
Mr. Snrub
snrubthinks
*Blankman blanks out of existence*
Snitches get witches!
Oh my God! I was wrong!
It was shit all along!
You've finally made a middle
Yes we finally made a middle
You finally made a middle piece of meeeeeeeee!
The Cannibros will really get on this movie's case, make no mistake.
The Campers Maul Some Care Bears And Are Deadshot
The main trailers always say "From the director of Braveheart" (and sometimes "and The Passion of the Christ") without specifically saying Mel Gibson. Which I think is a bad call, given how audiences flocked to The Visit after Shyamalan's name was plastered all over the marketing - not the same kind of circumstances,…
Oops. I missed the "after his wife died" bit. Perhaps I'm a bit too eager to assume Chick was a hypocrite.
"Where everything [is] part of a secret conspiracy of Satanist indoctrination, and Bronze Age druids [are] always on the verge of making a comeback."
Nice try, Skynet. First it's crashing my Word documents that weren't saved. Then it's defaming Shakespeare. Then it's off with the nukes.
Please. They couldn't even be bothered to keep New Orleans Square for the sequel and replaced it with "Liberty Square". What a crock.
Same. The first two thirds were honestly pretty darn good (I'm a sucker for any movie that involves George Clooney being mean to children), the climax is a lot of fun and I thought Clooney's character had a good arc. But it never really sticks the landing on the "this is what our future should have been/could still…
Headline should have been "Aliens and Predator Galaxy desperate to prove themselves 'just as hardcore' as Wookieepedia".
I don't think I like what I've started here.
*Receives comparatively mild Internet pain*
But when Shakespeare went back to make Henry I, II and III years later, everyone assumed Shakespeare was a genius who could handle it on his own. The polarizing results divide audiences to this day.
………I didn't hate Tomorrowland.
I haven't seen Part VII yet, but I hear that's the one that got hacked up by the MPAA to the point of pointlessness.
Coincidentally, the worst slasher whodunit is Return to Sleepaway Camp.