Yeah, but the thing is, even from Jamie Lee Curtis's character's perspective, it doesn't matter who is trying to kill her. Ignoring the bullshit twist from Halloween II (which retroactively diminishes a lot of the horror of the first film since it gives Michael a clear motive for hunting her), the situation doesn't…

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow…

"OmniCorp bought out by Buy N Large"

The Finest Hours: What is it with Chris Pine action movies released in January being the definition of generic and bland? The man's a damn good actor - anyone who disagrees needs to watch Hell or High Water - but the people who made this movie just did not know what to do with him (or his HoHW costar Ben Foster, for…

Upvoted for "One More Minute" and "Christmas at Ground Zero." I'd give the top spot to "Hardware Store", however.

Not sure why you included The Proposal in there, given that it was a smash hit at the box office.

I wasn't big on Batman v Superman or Man of Steel (though I'm not as vitriolic as a lot of people towards them) but I did more or less enjoy Suicide Squad. It's flawed as fuck, but I had a good time watching it, mainly because the characters were pretty solid and it didn't indulge in misconceived self-importance like…

I don't mean to imply there's going to be some sort of armed insurrection. I know most of the Breitbart creeps are people who spend their day screaming into a computer and will continue to do so after the election. But I do think the number of psychotics who do resort to violence increases with the level of Trump's…

I am firmly in favor of taking the few good moments of Diamonds are Forever and sticking them in films that aren't as wildly terrible as it.

I care, because the more he rants and screams about "rigged elections" after he loses, the more of his supporters will grab their guns and start shooting "filthy libtards" in revenge. I don't think he can do anything to truly threaten the democratic process or anything, but I am concerned that angry Trump supporters…

Will it at least come with a Switch version of Custer's Revenge?

Or, in lowercase, "fvvitch".

Oh boy! I hope it's as good as that 30th Anniversary version with those seamless additional scenes and new score!

Don't worry, it took George Romero a couple times to get as well, apparently.

Adding insult to injury, MetLife's new set of mascots is being titled "Red Baron & Friends."

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

Exactly. We rake Emma Stone over the coals, but Rooney Mara gets let off the hook for Tiger Lily in Pan?

It better be REALLY damn cheap, because the last film couldn't even muster $4 million dollars in 2005 money.

You laugh, but the established Benji universe not only contains aliens and robots, but also, Heaven and God are confirmed to exist and Benji's soul was overridden by that of Chevy Chase's character - something that is never resolved, meaning that in later Benji media, the dog is canonically a horny private…

Not to mention Jed the wolfdog from The Thing and White Fang.