It can help with seizures, with “stims”, help them sleep. It greatly helps with the behaviors or “tantrums”, anxiety, and severe headaches. Basically, because they are over stimulated, cannabis is great for relaxing them. I work (although less with the actual kids and more in the organizational format) with kids and…

I’m so glad for you! See? THIS is why healthcare needs to be universal and plentiful. It should rain healthcare from the sky like gumdrops and rain and stuff.

So really for the safety of all, we should simply ban all men from all bathrooms. It’s the only way to be sure.

This right here? This is why gay marriage, gay rights, trans rights, and other civil liberties issues are NOT suited for the voting process or popular representation. For all the whining about the Supreme Court and judicial activism, for all the complaints about how those evil progressive judges are trampling on the…

Oh oui, mon amour! I am so clever! I’m gonna get charmed by a weedy frenchman, that’s an original idea that’s never been done before! I’m un peu, how you say, more sophisticated then my fellow Americaines. More euh, internationale. We will buy an apartement in the best arrondisement in Paris (Paree) and summer with…

Ahahaha, well now this really puts the cherry on the shit sundae. Hey Amanada, maybe uh, you should consider that you have terrible judgment and whenever you get the urge to do something, do the opposite of that thing?

Just gonna leave this here: http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-accepted…

He’s all like ERMAHGERD LERVES

It's more expensive to eat healthy. I'm sure the Twinkie costume is only $15.

Youre gonna want to pipe down on the Canada-brag, because if Trump gets elected, you're gonna end up with a lot of new neighbors.

Because there’s always money in the banana costume.

Yes, please, tell us more about this product. I have never heard of these until today.

Eh, I bet I could bring twice the mediocrity at half the price.

No, no; it’s the TEACHERS and other PUBLIC EMPLOYEES that are greedy, not Walker!

My father once was telling me a story about Forever 21’s stock prices ( it was a dull story). He couldn’t remember the actual name of the store and called it Supposedly 21. That’s what we call Forever 21 in my family now.

They do it by telegraph. You have no idea the effort it takes to send a nude that way. Even the one weird cheerleader who might have been into it otherwise said no because it just wasn’t worth the effort.

“If you can’t do an eight-person pyramid with an AR-15 strapped to your back, maybe you just aren’t Lady Tigers material, Debbie.”

I assume the Ben Carson solution would have been for all the cheerleaders to send him nudes at once...

There is. It's called the National Restaurant Association; the same fuckboy club that lobbied to separate tipped employees from the standard minimum wage. Makes me want to vomit blood when I think about it. Huge influence in and with the Chamber of Commerce, too, if that helps you get all rage-y as well.