🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

My own unscientific theory is that being an attractive, rich celebrity can remove some of the incentive to work on your marriage/ relationship when things get rough. I love my husband, we have been together 20 years, but I’d be lying if I said we had not gone through some rough periods when I considered throwing in…

Michelin only gives a maximum of three stars, Katy. GOSH!

Nah; we human women are cool with this. Weeds the sex doll guys out of the market. Win-win.

Dear salty commenters: Lemonade was a work of art comprising music, visual art, and poetry. She is literally asking students pursuing creative arts education to do scholarly work. If you think Beyonce needs college essays to simply feel good about herself, that speaks volumes about your own desperation to hate her.

I just went on a photo binge of Amber and Johnny.... ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Imagining his dirty finger nailed, greasy haired old ass climbing all over her is really terrifying.

I mean, this guy has the best chance of getting off this doomed planet. Not a bad choice, Amber.

I’m happy for her, seemed like Johnny was treating her like she’d have nowhere to go after him, then she rebounds with a billionaire. GOOD FOR HER

I remember seeing Sukin when I lived in Australia. Thanks for the recommendation; I’ll check it out. :)

What, exactly, is “good” about not dating celebrities?? Either you can be a good partner or you can’t, it doesn’t matter how famous your date is. If you can’t not be an asshole DON’T DATE. ANYBODY.

Nothing like a 39 year old creeping on a 21 year old.

I tell people I do hate kids. If they’re stupid enough to believe me, fuck ‘em.

I didn’t know that size came in that color

Lena Dunham is garbage and so is this entire show

Le Teint Touche Eclat is my next foundation, once my current Giorgio Armani runs out. I like it a lot, but Touche Eclat has such a great finish. The brightening pen is my desert island makeup. Generally, I wear tinted moisturizer and save the full-on foundation for going out.

Sooooo, MsCoffee and I met up! Shes pretty amazing, and im a doofus (but hopefully a charming doofus!) so we shall see....

I’m a bit surprised how much the progressive media is pointing and laughing at Jenner but pretending Pepsi was an innocent bystander. Have you heard about the ecological disasters in Indonesia and that tens of thousands of children developed respiratory infections? It was the result of palm oil supply chains demanding…

I will play - I’m somewhat recently divorced (Yay!), and I have been dabbling in the internet dating. I went out with one guy who within minutes of meeting me said something like “you are actually cuter than pictures. I bet if you had better pictures, you would get a lot of dates” ... or something. It was like weird…

Only balding men use that term, otherwise there would be no reason to bring it up.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.