Oh, god, the full finger power-stab. MOM, IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK DIFFERENTLY IF YOU PRESS HARDER!

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

My mom says Siri doesn’t answer her. Whut?

Embarrassed to admit that I am in the process of training myself to use my thumbs. I can see how it will be quicker and more accurate. I’m probably 80% there but that forefinger hunt and peck was just easier.

Huh, my parents do this too, now I can’t unsee.

All that’s missing are the reading glasses with the head tilted back and it’s how my dad looks at his smart phone.

My parents do that. They poke their phones. I keep telling them it’s a TOUCH screen, it won’t work better if you apply pressure, but they still push on their phone like it’s a typewriter

When you want to whap some spoiled be-yatch upside the head SO BAD but there’s cameras everywhere...

I know exactly what you’re talking about.

My husband is ten years older than I am and very much old adjacent and uses his pointer finger. It drives me nuts!

She was obviously very busy tweeting Frederick Douglass to ask him why he didn’t show up to this important meeting of black educators. He’s doing such fine work, he would have been an asset to the group.

Because she, like Trump, is just another mean kindergartener posing as an adult?

i bet she types the same way on a keyboard.

trump’s small thumb can’t reach all the icons, no one in the white house is allowed to flaunt their thumb size. pointer finger for everyone.

She looked like the only one who wanted to dance with him.

I’m caught between empathising with the La La Land crew and also thinking they were a little rude.

Respectfully, no. I knew kids in high school who wrote more interesting and inspiring music than the auditory Valium that is “City Of Stars”

I think he was showing Faye the card was messed up, and she read it without paying attention.

Sam Jackson was seen secretly leaving the Oscars just as Bruce Willis suddenly made an appearance.