I was honestly disappointed that Kimmel didn’t blame it on Matt Damon there at the end.

What in the actual fuck just happened?!

Well fucking said, dude.

It was cute to see him with Ryan Gosling, his pal from the Mouseketeers days!

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Good lord. She honestly had my sympathy until “she has no intention of ‘going back to being white.’”

Duckling is my favorite person to critique the fashions with. “Her bewbs are going to pop out”, “another white dress?” “GO HOME AND CHANGE” (that last one is to Micachu).

Gosh do I ever understand. Despite clawing my way to be solidly middle, if not upper middle, class I still feel like that poor kid. Every bite of food could disappear. It’s weird, isn’t it?

Go by yourself! My White Night date cancelled last minute and I just said screw it and went by myself - wandered around for about 5 hours, enjoying my own company :)

I also benefitted from my now wife to be able to do things and live a life that I could a dream of 10 years ago. When I was 25 I had so many unpaid debts, low wage job and owned a couch because of my alcoholism. My wife grew up with her grandfather installing in her a deep respect for what money will allow you to do,…

I was kind of the same, my family was pretty middle class but my parents were divorced and my mom is an alcoholic and eventually she lost her job and then she was poor, but my dad was still paying child support, which combined with a scholarship was enough to send me to private boarding school, which was good because…

“I think actual poor kids always know they are poor.” <—— Yes, saw the headline and was like “What?!” I don’t ever remember a time when I did not know I was poor, and with the exception of one earlier memory, my memories begin around 3 and 1/2 when we were expecting my sister to be born.

Right? Unless Beyoncé one day builds a really nice city, stop referring to her work as ‘urban’.

I can feel the pain through your writing. Thank you for that vulnerability.

Yeah, I wasn’t super poor, but I knew things were good when my mom would talk about leaving my dad because of his drinking but knew she would never be able to afford to.

Despite now having enough money to buy the food I want, I still have weird food issues. I’m a food hoarder: I’ll eat a bit of something and then save it away for later. In high school, at any one time, I had 5-10 open, half-eaten bags of pretzels. You never know when you might need food later. I save baked goods in…

Just kind of meant it as a toss off, but it’s hilarious all these fairly well to do people bending over backwards to make someone who’s dad had a sweet government job, who spent vacations, that’s plural so multiple vacations, in Europe, who’s mother could afford to be an artist is just a regular old poor person. Like…

My father is, among other things, a hoarder who couldn’t keep a job throughout my childhood.

It really hit me when we had to do class projects in 3rd grade and I did mine on the Titanic because the movie had just come out so it was easy to obtain magazines and information about it. I made a replica Titanic out of a empty plastic cat food container because that’s all there was around my house. At the time I…