He's probs getting paid for his likeness and name. Ain't gonna bite the hand that feeds.

oh shit.

I'm pretty certain Meryl Streep is the only person good enough for Susan Sarandon. In my books anyway.

If it wasn't for all the godawful pet fiascos, I would be inclined to feel sorry for the dude. But I'm still mad about that monkey! How can you do that to a fucking monkey!?

I find the whole phenomenon of E.L James so damn interesting. Fan fiction turned crappy book series turned movies. It's so American and weird and wonderful.

You have such clear skin!

Counterpoint: what if people always say I'm a mega babe but I'm actually just fucking awesome at applying makeup?

I'm the same age she was when it because public now and obviously hers were extreme circumstances but the thought of being judged for the rest of my life because the decisions I let my vagina dictate now makes me feel fucking terrible for her.

I went from natural black, to white, to blue, to grey, to purple and back to black again in the space of three weeks and my hair feels exactly the same as it always has. Anything is possible these days. Olaplex helps a lot.

I've been on the pill since I was fourteen years old because of my out of control periods I was suffering through at the time. I don't think it's too much to expect a teenager to take one pill everyday. I set alarms on my phone until I had my routine down.

Well there goes my libido.

America is weird as hell

The food truck drove away?! No lie, I would probably cry at that point.

Can we also mention how Tinashe pulled out of Igloo Australia's tour to do Nicki's? Because that's a cold, cold burn if I ever did see one.

Glad to have put a smile on your face. So this guy is good for something after all!

I'm seeing a few comments basically asking how you can have a high libido and still be asexual. Or that sexual attraction isn't necessary to have sex. Which is hugely unfortunate.

I think a lot of the reason everyone's railing on her ass so hard is because some people are kind of vaguely aware of who she is, while her husband is virtually unknown. I have never heard any of her music, but I was aware she was making it. Him not so much.

No judgement from me Gigi regardless. I was doing so much coke at her age I'm surprised I still have a septum.

I always lose it over the Knotty Pine gif. Thank you.