Fun fact: more people in NZ signed a petition to fire her than have bought her last album.

Forget the actress/model stuff, Lily Collins is and will forever be known as the girl with the most magnificent eyebrows I have ever seen in my goddamn life.

I also have purple hair and it makes my red lipstick pop so much better!

Chris Pratt, Kristen Bell, Chrissy Teigen, Lorde.

This "bone broth" sounds a lot like straight stock.

I have no idea who Sharon van Etten is but I like John Campbell and trust his judgement.

There isn't a day that goes by that either me or my boyfriend don't whisper "Mustard on the beat" to each other and cackle. It just never gets old.

I live in a city very well known for its cafe culture. It's not that I've had bad breakfasts. It's that breakfast is bad. Dessert in the morning is weird, cereals/oatmeal is boring, eggs are from the seventh circle of hell.

Well now that you mention it, I did grow up in poverty and we often had no food for days. Maybe that's why the idea of food in the morning turns my stomach.

The best thing about this one (besides getting a whole days wear out of it) is it lasts a long time. A lot of the felt tipped liner pens dry up crazy quick. I got maybe five uses out of a Maybelline one once and swore off liner altogether until I found this one.

I'm obsessed with Body Vision Los Angeles septum jewellery. But too poor at the moment to do anything other than stare longingly.

I think we all need that one word that makes people know that we aren't fucking around when it's used. My mother hates that word but she says it a lot more often than she is willing to admit. Mainly in traffic.

If I have dessert, I eat it before my dinner because I feel sick if I finish on something sweet. I live for cheese boards in sub of dessert at restaurants. It is my absolute favourite thing.

Never! I want burgers and felafel and pasta and I want them at all times of the day!

Ugh so much yes! The N word use was deplorable but he has to be shitting himself if he thinks it's only the use of that one word that is offensive to people.

I still don't understand what is so offensive about the word cunt. But I am from NZ and us antipodeans tend to use it as a form of affection. I like saying it. It's fun.

I live for lunch. Lunch is my favourite meal. I don't want to eat eggs or dessert when I've just woken up. Avocado on toast is the only breakfast food I will allow.

Invest in Stila stay all day liquid eyeliner and it will change your life. It's essentially a thin sharpie and it definitely stays all day, no smudges, no nothing.

I am the cat eye master. I only use Stila stay all day liquid eyeliner and I always freehand everything because one of my eyes is droopier than the other but my number one tip is draw the triangular flick first, fill it in super sharp, then just follow that triangle all the way across your lid tapering the line…

I have a short aubergine purple bob, septum ring, deep blood red lips, heavy brows, all black wardrobe, extensive tattooing and, my most prized weapon, the most extreme resting bitch face you could ever imagine. I want us to start a gang.