Egg love in general gives me the creeps. Related: breakfast food is the worst kind of food.

I'm not one for background music during sex but holy shit if it had to be anything it would be hers. Hours, Papi Pacify and Two Weeks specifically.

I have such a crush on this wonderful lady.

I have black islander hair and got it lightenened to dye silver. No way in the world you could get this light in one day and any colourist worth their salt would never recommend it. To get it that light you would need about four processes, stretched out over a few weeks so your hair doesn't just plain fall out. No…

Jesus if most of the commentariat on this very website could google it, it would be a major leap forward.

I want fka twigs to shank her.

As someone facing definite homelessness in two weeks, I feel you so hard on the no safety net thing. I have nowhere to go and no money to pull out of my ass to find anywhere. I alternate between crying and drinking.

It was so beautiful! The actual wedding part took place in this super bright room on one of the top floors of this super swanky hotel with floor to ceiling windows and there was so much booze at the reception I could not believe it. I never had an empty glass once. And his speech worked out pretty well, he wrote it…

One thing I only do when there is no one around is order like five different meals for delivery because I want like a bite of each thing. Plus I really like leftovers. My partner is super into saving money and being a responsible adult so I know he would balk at the idea of spending $70 on take out food. I suppose…

Dried fruits are the only kind (except durian) that I won't eat. Too sweet!

Gigi Hadid looks so much like Jessie Andrews to me. I keep thinking it's her and being like yay fave porn star but it never is...

I'm in Tokyo until Wednesday. What are your must do little adventures?

My boyfriend hates on him because he copied a song from some hipster band no ones heard of and said he was heavily influenced by it. I personally don't care much because I love me some little dancing rays of sunshine.

I'm actually attending my first wedding tomorrow night. People in my family don't get married so I'm quite excited. It's one of my partners university friends and we are in Japan for it. He has to give a speech as we are the only Australian friends attending. He still hasn't written it. Hopefully he doesn't become the…

Oh my. Office coworkers really are another breed. I have one who constantly whinges about her husband and how she is going to divorce him, but when I casually mentioned that myself and my long term partner had no intentions of ever getting married she told me I must be fine with him cheating on me then. I have a short…

I remember when Joel Little was in a shitty pop punk band. Homeboy's come a long way.

Oh no! Also that is the cutest Christmas present ever!

Wait whut? That's a thing that adult humans do? Like actually? Good lord.

If my future hypothetical daughter would look like anyone's thigh, I would be aiming for Dwayne Johnson. Because powerful.

Those ones are usually accompanied by a big floofy dress too. Because maximum vagina advertisement.