Hello Friends, I won some golf tickets on eBay and the tickets were sent to you in error. Please don’t break this tradition unlike any other and forward to: Jim Nantz’s Backyard, 17 Mile Drive, Pebble Beach CA 93953.  

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

My son was carrying a plate of lasagna next to our new couch while watching the TV. The helplessness and dread I felt as I watched it slide off his plate onto the new furniture in slow motion is the same I felt watching that clip.

Git a rope!

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Arena security should solicit assistance from the Baha Men.

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

Gregg commes fressh off teamming with Toddd Haleyy to gett hue jacksonn fired.

So long Dudley DoYourMom

Who would’ve guessed that a man who wears a red hat was so sensitive? 

All stars, elite players and leaders of their teams do not speak bad about any city.

It’s like this guy thinks the Earth doesn’t revolve around him.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

“Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”

What bothers me are all the 70 year olds who look up to this guy as an example of how to behave. 

Yikes. The last thing I want to see is a stripped 90 year old. 

While many are calling for a lifetime ban, others believe that such a short sentence sets a dangerous precedent.

What the hell is Hedoing.