He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

I mean yeah, the Miami team’s stadium was always going to be in Florida. 

“Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the merch tables...”

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

Breaking: Freddie Kitchens Can’t Take The Heat!

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

Sure, if you want to see James Bond die.

i’d like to think i’d handle my success more gracefully than this were i to go play basketball for the local middle school.

Rory having some Troubles I see

This arrest comes nine years after his last one. In 2010, he was also arrested in New Jersey after he crashed his care while under the influence of drugs. He was driving his five-year-old son to school at the time.

Robots can never match human umpires in the key skills of holding grudges and feuding.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.