Hey, he had a good day . Got to run around outside for a few hours, played with his friends chasing a ball. Overall he had a good day, yes he did.

No way Trump dodges a shoe. He doesn’t have the reflexes. Jabba the Hut has a better chance of dodging a shoe. Trump is a sitting duck for a Florsheim Facial.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Ref immediately called for icing. 

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

Who do you think would better enforce unwritten rules though, Ty Cobb or Brian McCann?

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the Dead Letters generated by this article.

C’mon man, Vince Lombardi won 96 games and 2 Super Bowls with no available challenges. Dude’s a Packers legend. 

Wait till he gets going!

A real-life cartoon. Wonderful.

And it stays in the same spot even after he returns it. The whole sequence is great

Berhalter appears to be pretty universally respected by those who have worked for him and with him, though if you wanted to pre-criticize the hire, you could the fact that he’s yet another guy who comes from within the MLS system.

2-G GREGGS, ranked

Dude looks like if Jason Statham went on a diet where he was only allowed to eat quality USMNT wins

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

Clay Travis is the worst, but you know he’ll be actively rooting to win so he can brag about it in a bad troll attempt, so please don’t vote for him.

It's HamNo for sure. 

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

Can 23&Me explain what the fuck happened to the other 77% of him?