How’s Torts going this semester?

Kids are fun to fuck with but you gotta keep it on this side of the line.  I told my niece that, because I’m a lawyer, I had asked a judge to legally change her dogs’ names to Dog 1 and Dog 2 and it was illegal to call them anything else.  That provided humor for a solid year with no obvious psychological scars.

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

Haley leaving the Browns parking lot...

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

The Houston fans were actually just trying to keep the brown guy from getting over the wall.

No wonder that the fan in the Reagan/Bush ‘84 hat has no issue with ill-gotten gains from questionable interference.

Nothing screams “keep politics out of sports” like whining to the president about your sports book.

At this point, the only successful books associated with Clay Travis are sportsbooks.

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Counterpoint: Kinja has as system of promotion and relegation, and Kinja is clearly the premiere blog publishing platform. Check and mate.

I think my wife said it best upon first laying eyes on Gritty: “That looks like an overweight, 40-year-old, just out of rehab version of a Sesame Street character.” We both really like Gritty.

He looks so full of life, and pcp

Doug Marrone: [turns on 2010 ESPN bowl selection show]

By this logic, I’m not sure Hue Jackson has ever watched a game of pro football.

Pictured: McDermott reviewing tape of Peterman

I mean, he is the best striker in the world.

Should have just offered Emmert some Mentos.

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away