This is the first trophy Tottenham has won since the 2008 League Cup.

He’ll settle in once he gets used to the different gravity down there.

Zlatan Ibrahimovish

Goal scored by Discount Zlatan

No, Zach Smith is having THE public meltdown

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

How many more bloopers do you want this poor kid to have?

Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

Jets/Fools Camp Meld Steals Berms

“EST-CE QUE VOUS SOULEVEZ MEME, BRO?”

feed her to a bear

Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

Sorry, I have been on vacation for a lot of this. I kept hearing something about Papa and the “n-word.”

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.