Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

Very straight road.  Not scurvy at all.

“IT’S COMING HOME!”

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

When asked who he thought ate the strawberries, Matheny was quiet, except for the sound of clacking ball bearings. Then he answered, “I don’t know yet. But Norris is going to get to the bottom of it.”

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

Are we not going to talk about how suspicious this looks for the owner of the world’s second ugliest dog?

Yes, there was a Rabio II.

(there are seven fucks and three shits)

“Now let’s go foreclose on some houses!” - Dan Gilbert

It’s nice that he continues to persist with this dream of his, since he’s helping to spread Christianity wherever he goes. The usual form is in comments people make about him, such as “Jesus, look at that awful swing” or “Christ, he really does suck”.

I’m pretty sure he actually died; I saw the movie.

FIFA has already announced that Qatar’s team in 2022 will be in a group with the federated states of Micronesia, Lilliput and PS 109.

Suarez was expecting to feast on Russia’s players, but not exactly like this.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.