A man, a plan, a fuck up.

So after further review, it was determined he was making a football move.

On the bright side, this display of antisemitism lacks teeth.

By the look of that flame, I’m guessing he used to have a much fuller beard.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

THANK YOU. Came here to respond the same. Our two national teams might not be as good as Brazil vs Argentina, but the hatred is absolutely there. Even a momentary googling of fan behavior at Azteca would make this perfectly clear. Bags of urine, protective barriers, closed coliseum sections, requiring extra f-ing…

Maybe but Messi is a better all-around tax evader.

So Ronaldo wins the Ballon et chaîne d’or?

Points!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

It’s like us lapsed Catholics getting ready to nail the “and also with you” only to hear everyone else say “and with your spirit” or whatever. You’ve picked the easiest part to demonstrate your in-groupness, but totally faceplant the landing.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

Morans have been the bane of the Cardinals for years now.

Uhh, I called Serena neither “Queen” nor “Wonder Woman.” I simply noted that she’s been out for a while, and went through something physically demanding during her absence, and that Sharapova could conceivably take some small hope from that fact.

I guess Yankees fans are good now.

I see you.

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

I wonder what the Knicks are up to.