Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

Look, if something wasn’t prepared to her satisfaction, she has every right to return her food.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

To be fair, wearing orange in front an Irishman can lead to out of control lunging.

Tottenham Bonespur

“No adder no adder no adder...”

If they wanted it to leave, they just should have denied it a new, taxpayer-funded stadium

Your comment only makes sense if you think a flight attendant is a glorified waiter. In reality they’ve been highly trained and serve as the first responder in any emergency situation on the plane. While I agree nothing was in immediate danger at the moment, their being drunk is no better than seeing a drunk police…

Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.

Uncooperative Trojans always make it take longer to score.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

I can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find a Shaq Diesel joke!

If Shaq really wants to save $ with this method, let it get to zero then put in the twenty bucks of gas. By keeping the tank at most 1/4 full, he’s transporting less weight than a 3/4 full tank. The engine doesn’t have to work as hard [i.e., is more efficient] and he saves money.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

I didn’t know what to make of all that draft coverage until Schefter added his 4 cents.

[gets out of limo]

He’s right. It’s not a one-timer.

It’s not a shock that Jeter’s showing even less range as an owner than Loria did.

I only got ejected once in high school but I preempted it. Summer league basketball I (clearly, come on) got fouled and no call. Of course the whole gym goes silent for whatever reason and I yelled—screamed really—what the fuck! in the general direction of the ref. I didn’t even wait for the whistle. I just walked out…

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.