“It’s so weird. John said he was going to fondle a ball in the clubhouse, but all our equipment’s up here in the dugout.”

A host of unnamed Republican lawmakers were really excited there for a minute.

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

Old nun has bad habits.

If you get right in a person’s face and call him a “bitch-ass motherfucker,” you’re tempting fate.

I’d always hoped to see Clue Heywood back on Deadspin.

I love how utterly, painfully obvious these scumsucking goatlickers are about their corruption. They act like villains from Captain Planet.

Eh, I guess I don’t miss Mike.

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

That’s the purposeful gait of a Schiano Man right there.

I’ll take political insider over political incompetent. Nixon isn’t running for mayor of a medium-sized town, or comptroller, or a spot on the NYC council. She is *entirely* unqualified for this and the fact that she’s running for governor shows how unqualified she is. This isn’t a young Democrat with a long-term plan…

How else can we expect Spurs fans to find the silverware?

As a Californian, I can only say:

If racism, misogyny, and conservative politics are deal-breakers, then you are going to have trouble finding a baseball team to support.

In Will Cain’s world, Richard Pryor completely failed the job interview with Chevy Chase.

C’mon, Buffalo, how about letting some other city get some sports good fortune every now and then?

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

Nerd bros are just bros with a grudge against other bros, women, and anyone who points out their petty, entitled baby shit.