If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Sure, he’s muscular now, but I challenge you to find one picture of Tim during his playing career where he’s not ripped.

You’re not going to get rubes with an excess of disposable income to give you money with that kind of attitude.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Kris Draper, Kirk Maltby and Darren McCarty. What a bunch of beauties.

if only kendall jenner got there sooner with that pepsi...

When Donald fills out a form and they ask to identify his sex, he always writes down “yes”

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

Well that was just weird.

Stereotypes are harmful, but we have to admit that there’s usually a grain of truth in them that just grows over time until it just becomes accepted wisdom. They just get used as shorthand to communicate otherwise complex thoughts to other people.

Go fuck yourself.

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

I’ve heard of chemtrails controlling our minds, but now they’re trying to give us the clap too.

That’s horrible.

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

I’ve been bowling since I was 5 (I’m 38) and I get that question a lot. I tend to give people the analogy of golfing at your local course would be similar to a local recreational bowling league (oil pattern) and the conditions (oil patterns) the pros bowl on is like Bethpage Black or some other extremely difficult…

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.