I've never heard Rick Jeanneret be so nonchalant about a Sabres goal. He can usually pull something out of his ass.

God dammit, Tony, you really need to learn to stop forcing it in there at exactly the wrong time.

That's not fair, weather. - Fan

Eisenhower actually won 442-89.

"Mr. La Russa, please. For the last time, if you intend to take this program seriously, you cannot nominate an adorable puppy as your sponsor."

That hat is humerous.

Y'ALL HAVE ANY OF THEM DOGS WHAT CARRY BOOZE ON THEIR NECKS

Every Leader Of The Japanese PGA Is Resigning In A Yakuza Scandal

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He calls his estate St. Jetersburg, and the abandoned sinkhole that abuts his property Tampa Shea.

"If you ask me, there are too many flags in the first place."

I won't believe Winston came in first until I see it confirmed by DNA testing.

Wenger isn't upset because he never saw either of those incidents.

Holy shit! That's a huge basement.

Doesn't have to be Garnett, but I would like to see someone in Eastern Conference take up competitive gaming.

The freakiest thing about this? These guys are playing Tetris.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Other Theories Chester Has

As part of that effort, Kentucky is instructing its history department to focus only on those Presidents who served one term and left.

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