I'm not surprised by these allegations at all. I mean, just look this guy in the eye and tell me there's nothing shady going on.

Oh, I've seen worse.

A few summers ago, I worked at a great little fishing store in Carroll Gardens. Lots of our customers were new to fishing, and they always had questions about lures and bait and how to put worms on hooks. So we advertised a position for a real expert on those things.

Problem was, our manager was…

Peter's just boning up on his Dada. Which is smart because, in a few months, that's all he'll be able to say.

You rang?

McCann: [blocks plate]

Eli: (sends picture)

Oh, wait. Sorry. I was thinking of Tommy Lee Jones. Carry on.

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

Give the guy credit. At least he said "NO" to Jameis right away, instead of saying "YES" but then waking up the next morning and deciding that his "YES" was really a "NO" and going to the cops about it, which is something that really, truly, happens all the time.

I hear this place has great deals on supplements: http://www.yelp.com/biz/biogenesis…

Adding even more credence to this guy's story, he isn't a senator's son.

Police released this photo of Albert Carlos Ford:

The best part is the pizza was delivered by Maurice Clarett.

It's a good thing you have fighting in hockey, which allows players to police themselves and prevents cheapshots from happening.

I fear all they have done is to awaken sleeping giant douchebags.

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

After seeing the video, the prosecutor thought the case would be a slam dunk. But then he realized she was a women's basketball player.

Long BB to Freedom

I thought it was nice to hear that very prison in South Africa will permanently retire his cell number.

Greg Howard, you've changed your name and avatar!