Here is the video appearance the article references (he's speaking in French, but fairly incoherently):

YEAH WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS BULLSHIT TALK ABOUT "PROTECTING PLAYERS' HEADS???"

Only the second biggest Incognito douchebag in the NFL this year.

I wonder if Marv Levy gets a royalty from that?

Perhaps no one captured Deadspin's love
of drunk girls like Vodka Samm. She
offered something that every guy wants:
party girl work ethic combined with
babelicious looks. To me, there's no doubt:
a vote for Samm is a vote well used. Don't
let the haters deter you: vote Vodka, and
lay down tonight knowing your girl
Samm is a…

She has the numbers, but I can't help but think they were drug aided.

[chirp]

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

Why bother negotiating? It's not like he'd ever take no for an answer.

Anyone who spends 10.3 hours per week masturbating may need some professional help.

They declined to specify which season.

Stephen A. Smith: [barely mumbling, literally impossible to understand] skip lemme tell ya something. i remember the first time i laid eyes on john f kennedy. now let me tell you skip about the time i first laid eyes on john f kennedy. i said [suddenly screaming] SKIP BAYLESS I SAID NOW THIS [mumbles] is a [screams]…

"Oh no - no way. You think I believe the OFFICIAL story of what happened in Dallas? I've gone over the plan, the trajectory - it just doesn't add up. How could an experienced marksman have his target lined up, take his shot, then have some sort of magic physics change the trajectory as it hits the target?"

That's nothing, Jimmy Johns has been lining up for over 5 years.

How do you celebrate Thanksgiving on an RV?

Medic: Wojciech, are you ok???

Funny, Prince Fielder is not the guy I'd think of when it comes to creating space.

A second source said that at least one other player joined in on the antics, creating an extremely uncomfortable environment for the staff member.

Yo Soy Fiesta