the police report simply stated "suspicious white powder > Tebow"

Come on, a little late to be using 'e' in the Club.

That's what happens when you disrespect the coach of the Leake Fightin' Bath Salts.

Geno Smith: I love this new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game, Coach. It took all of my quarters, though. I was just plain getting abused by-

Having a child on a full-time high school football team tear-away home game entrance signs approver's salary in this economy?!

Maybe this was an elaborate display to show that they are actually NOT racist? By busting through this sign, and destroying this racist joke, they spread a message to all in attendance that these kinds of jokes are not okay. Well done, McAdory.

That's a horribly shaggy excuse.

How did he find the time to report on sports business and still guard Buckingham Palace?

PBS: [Defunds Children's Television Workshop.]

This is despicable. I certainly hope Cobb county residents give their commissioners an earful.

More like Cutest Traumatic Encephalopathy

I hope the new stadium will be named Cobb Stadium. Not only is it a great baseball name, it would continue the Braves' tradition of playing in a stadium named after a raging asshole.

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

I like Bort but it's becoming too common.

Tate. Our short, short-list boy's name. We had two girls and never got to use it.

Go simple. Go boring. Better to be one of five kids named John then be named "Thor" and getting the shit kicked out you.

Have to go with Elvis.

We have a girl coming end of January. Congrats on the boy. If you want to be incognito with the name and stay under the radar I'd go with Sarunas.

Congratulations to you.

"SEE?!?!?!"