I grew up in Appalachia and now live in a large Midwestern city known for its dees and dose and haat daags. Trust me, it’s full of racists.

Shoulda listened to the Red Sock who tried to steer him away from security

Somebody plunk that guy, he’s having fun!

IF ONLY YADI WAS CATCHING HE WOULD HAVE CALLED THE RIGHT PITCH THERE!

Did you cut and paste from fuckin’ Wikipedia?

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

NARC NAILS NAILS

Ah yes, a punch in the face. The original penalty stroke.

Many of those small commuter jets, which this appears to be, have only one flight attendant.

I cannot believe the hill you want to die on is that it’s NBD for a flight attendant to be drunk/high on the job.

If you chop 2 miles off a race, how can you seriously argue you set a record?

They want to be recognized for setting a world record even though the bar was lowered! What are they, middle-aged white men?

You’d think Shaq would know if he wanted better fuel efficiency, he should go with Diesel.

Looking at Twitter bios is maybe not the most accurate way to address this problem, which is definitely real. There must be market research that says making a politician look family-first gets votes, because behold the Twitter bios of Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Mike Pence, and Sen. Sherrod Brown.

So he could leave at the end of year as an UFA? C’mon now.

If someone knows about busted nuts, it’s gotta be Kruk.

Shut your piehole, Funt. This is baseball, where snowflakes do have the power to cancel a game.

I think it’s left arm bicep, assuming the left arm is close to Jared’s body.

You can see the moment where he realizes he’s not staring into that bright light.

This trailer for the all-female Back to the Future sucks!