I knew a guy in college in the late 90's who went by Big Dick Nick. I have a suspicion it’s a common nickname.

I mean it’s not like there’s a bear on the flag of California or something.

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Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Let’s see what Elizabeth Swaney is up to at the Closing Ceremony...

Wow, Trump even fibs like a Russian!

Um according to the NRA that guy is a “student-athlete.”

Get outta here, ding-dong.

Ah, so that’s why Breitbart.com keeps reporting West Ham is in first place.

She chose a bad brand, because all of us lawyers are cranky.

I mean, I see the logic in not selecting Bonds. You don’t want the guy to get a big head... Again.

Chicago, St. Patrick’s Day, the early oughts. My drinking caught up with me on the Brown Line, somewhere between Southport and Belmont. I made a hasty escape.

Poor Gilligan, he was no Professor.

I always thought Bridgeport Sound was a geographic place name I didn’t know about, but since Dan tells us the team nickname is the Sound Tigers I must presume this nickname means they are Tigers from Long Island Sound.

Yeah but they beat the MLS pros 100-0.

Italian names begin and end with Sal.

“Whoah, hey now, when the President asked us to be on his Committee to Study Women’s Reproductive Health we didn’t know there would be pictures.”

It might have been squatters.

Sounds to me like Big Pharma told you to say that!!1!

I’m getting reports that “piece of paper” was one of 5 known handwritten copies of the Gettysburg Address. No wonder the NFL’s ratings are in the tank!