They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.
Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Yeah, in the old days, he would have been too feeble to even think about taking on a bus load of middle schoolers - would have just angrily shaken his fist and drove on, muttering under his breath about the damn kids. But, Ensure gives him the energy and stamina he needs to hang on to the outside of a moving vehicle…
I don’t even honk any more. I used to, when I drove my beater old Ram, but now I have a car I’m kinda partial to keeping nice. The last thing I want is some rando asshole kicking a dent in my door because god forbid, I impugned his precious manhood by not being patient enough at a green light for him to finish…
I blame Ensure. I’ve always had my suspicions about that stuff.
SCHOOLBUS used Rollout!
It’s super effective!
No, the bus driver is not in the wrong. His primary responsibility is keeping the kids safe from the crazy man demanding to be let onto the bus. He did exactly that. The burden falls entirely on the douchebag who decides this is the appropriate way to react to a pretty minor “incident.”
On the chance that some kid in a bus *does* do something that’s bust-worthy, get the number off the bus, call the school district, and report the bus number, time, approximate location, and details. Chances are likely that either the driver or some kids on the bus will know what happened or there will be video of it,…
I grew up in NW Baltimore and can attest to the fact that Eastern Baltimore County Man a close relative to Florida Man. Beware of Eastern Baltimore County Man as he tends to exhibit the same erratic and unsubstantiated behavior as Florida Man however he is slightly less deadly due to a lack of access to the purer…
The kids seem delighted by the situation, because of course they are. This was pretty much exactly the kind of thing I hoped would happen on every boring ride to middle school.
this risk taking behavior among the elderly is getting out of hand. First, it was driving off jetties into the ocean, then it was driving for miles on the wrong side of the highway, then they started jumping the lights at level crossings, now it’s beating up motorcyclists and hanging off of school buses. We’ve got a…
SCHOOLBUS used Take Down!
It’s super effective!
Is this the same guy who shot the comcast truck in front of his house, or are all crazy old white people starting to look alike?
They’re no better on the other side of the situation either. Just this past weekend was on a beautiful zipper merge in a construction zone up the Columbia River Gorge…all the cars ahead of us very nicely merging in to one lane as their time came. Of course we happened to have some grumpy old man in a huge ass squeaky…
A wild ANGRY MAN appeared!
The Simpsons already did it.
“I guess he’s thinking the bus driver might think it’s somehow a smart move to have the screaming, belligerent man clinging to the front of the bus gremlin-like actually inside the bus full of middle school kids.”